Ive said it once, but i'll say it again for posterity:

Joe Rogan is the fucking coolest guy on tv, hands down. i downloaded like, an hour of his standup, and i couldnt believe my ears. that mans insane, and preeeeetty fucking smart.

fuck its cold.

People inside me, are asking me to smoke up city hall,
cuz no one here is talking.
People inside me are asking me to blow up city hall,
cuz no one here is rockin!

2 fucking days.

this is the pinnacle of the spring. rejoice!!! and get fucking stoned come the 20th.

also, go see Hot Fuzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

PS: Your all Rock'em-Sock'em Robots.

Thy god's will
becomes me
when he speaks
he speaks through me
he has needs
like i do
we both want
to rape you

hahahaah, i cant believe dank asked the cop "if he was serious" in that ever-so-dank way.

2 bongs
3 bowls
6 g pot
1 big ball of hash
1 grinder
1 roller
1 book of Maple Syrup flavored papers

DAYMN!!

its 5:50AM.

not only am i up, but im dressed and eating breakfast.

i start work in 40 minutes. gay.

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*Reprise*

its 3:07PM.

im home, work was kick-ass. kim just gave me a smoke, im in heaven.

I GET UP
at seven, yay,
go to work at nine.
got no time for livin,
im workin all the time.
SEEMS TO ME,
i can live my life
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emptiness is form, form is emptiness.

the universe is created by mind, and mind alone.

If i could be
wasting my time
with you

So if im inside your head,
dont believe what you might have read.
You'll see what i might have said
To hear it

Come waste your time with me
Come waste your time with me

im kind of nervous.
I sense this connection,
even when your far from me.
I suffer your absence,
and rejoice in your return.
Hearts and Minds intertwining,
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all ive got to say about emerald city is...what an awesome fucking party.

my legs and wrists are sore, and i think i can feel one of my kindeys shutting down,
but such an awesome time was had that it really dont matter.

i can still hear the *DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN* of a bass drum echoing in my head >.<

oh good lord, thank you for such and awesome

you KNOW your car's officially a peice when it gets "broken into"(and i use the term lightly cuz the door cant be locked), and absolutely NOTHING was stolen. maybe cuz im smart enough to not keep anything of value in my car. maybe nothing i have has any value. shitballs.

fuckit, its EMERALD CITY DAY WOOT

so its officially emerald city day.

i found out im getting paid, to my suprise. it'll be nice to not have to worry about money for a bit. but good lord am i gonna keep the spending to a minimum, fo sho.

this last week ive had aLOT of time to think, and looking back i think im now i stronger person for it. it really challanged my notion of who i was ( Read more... )