everything must be going well

when you find yourself on a constant search for a better synonym for "great"

and you realize you are speaking and thinking in other languages because english is too thin and rocky to express anything at all

sometimes a house can smell so much like a house you used to know that you just can't take it any more; no matter how many people are smoking and you've got to leave or else.

and that sucks because you missed the s'mores.

we started an experimental band with a bell, the cash register, a barcode scanner, and a pink acoustic guitar with a heart shaped hole and not a single string in tune. for percussion we had a plastic cup partially full of ice and a comically oversized pencil to hit things with. we were called a tool for mummifying kittens and we had one song which ( Read more... )

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i should go to work but i want to keep listening to this cd.

the moral of this weekend's story is that i am not allowed to go see midnight zombie movies, no matter how cheesy and trashy and funny, on nights i have to go to sleep by myself. at three in the morning, piles ( Read more... )

so far while housesitting i have ( Read more... )

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there is an old guy who regularly comes into my work, finds some way to corner me, kisses me on the cheek and then gives me a dollar ( Read more... )

sooo...kidfest.

that's all i got.

ps
attn: chelsea
re: friday summer nights count

are we counting by individuals, events, or actual days?
because i definitely have you tied in days.
as far as events and individuals i am still trying to count up.
sweet cracker sandwich have i got some 'strictly between you, me and the mercedes' stories for you.

someone actually hired me.

a squat grey building of only thirty-four stories. some always pretended to doubt the reality of it, and insisted that rip had been out of his head, and that this was one point on which he always remained flighty. however, the green limes that i gathered were not only pleasant to eat, but very wholesome; and i mixed their juice afterwards with ( Read more... )