i sat perfectly still trying to remember how the formal and informal powers of the president gave him more ability to control foreign affairs than congress...and instead i got a mental recitative of half-recalled a.a. milne poetry ( Read more... )

today i invented two of the greatest games ever ( Read more... )

( the best allegory since plato's cave [ pictures of EPIC proportions ] )

A Ritual Gone Fatally Wrong Puts Light on Masonic Secrecy ( Read more... )

today every entry on my friends page made me laugh a little. some made me laugh a lot. but not all of them were comedically intended ( Read more... )

so i went to gravy train [ !!!! ] and technically snuck in, even though charles wasn't carding so it doesn't really count ( Read more... )

i finally got my stupid grad dress [ actuallyit'snotstupiditisreallyprettyandmakesmelookhotbutiamcallingitstupidtobecool ]and had a really great sandwich at the bread store. like the best sandwich ever ( Read more... )

James Provenza, IS SO FUCKING RAD!!!

so i have some kind of viral tonsilitis ( Read more... )

seriously, everyone should schedule the days they 'fake sick' around the days that i do. because i have the best faking sick days and nobody is ever here to see how awesome it is ( Read more... )