Comments | a_lad_inane: Goofy Movies: Jurassic Park (1993)

a_lad_inane

Goofy Movies: Jurassic Park (1993)

May 30, 2005 18:40

It's nearly impossible to write, direct, and produce a film without at least a handful of mistakes. Some films, however, contain way too many of these "goofs." From time to time, I'll spotlight such a film. Today's "Goofy Movie": winner of the "Golden Raspberry" award for most mistakes in a motion picture, Steven Spielberg's sci-fi/action thriller ( Read more... )

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ok but seriously... dehumidifier May 31 2005, 03:40:12 UTC

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Re: ok but seriously... ex_ramona222 May 31 2005, 03:45:39 UTC

Egads!

Re: ok but seriously... a_lad_inane May 31 2005, 03:56:48 UTC

Egads.

ex_ramona222 May 31 2005, 03:44:51 UTC

"Nedry"? Seriously? People name children "Nedry"?

a_lad_inane May 31 2005, 03:59:11 UTC

His parents couldn't decide between Ned and Ryan.

ex_ramona222 May 31 2005, 04:01:03 UTC

Why not just go with "Couldntaffordanabortion" and be done with it. Poor kid.

a_lad_inane May 31 2005, 04:04:16 UTC

My mother attempted to abort me...when I was two; it was to be a 78th trimester abortion.

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a_lad_inane May 31 2005, 04:01:12 UTC

Carnosaur, on the other hand, is a perfectly constructed film.

silverwraith May 31 2005, 04:43:16 UTC

oh no--you didn't proofread your comment. that title should read Dinosaurus.

a_lad_inane May 31 2005, 05:00:19 UTC

Carnosaur, on the other hand, is a perfectly Dinosaurus-ed film.

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wednes May 31 2005, 05:38:05 UTC

These slay me!! I told everyone I know to read ther "Halloween" one. You have to do this with more movies...

Jaws, Alien, you know...basically everything there is a 30 second bunny movie about.

a_lad_inane May 31 2005, 13:27:04 UTC

Thanks. I need more like you. :D

If memory serves, I did one for Aliens many moons ago.

wednes May 31 2005, 14:44:31 UTC

Really?

I'm going to hunt for it.

jermynsavile May 31 2005, 07:28:54 UTC

Saturday before last I saw Bill Nelson on stage as part of the backing band at Harold Budd's fairwell concert. He's a bit big now, with a shiny round bald patch at the crown of his head. Dressed like a comfortably off businessman on a holiday break. Hope that this hasn't shattered your memories of his skinny 80s period.

a_lad_inane May 31 2005, 13:28:30 UTC

On the contrary, I'm going to burn my entire Bill Nelson collection.

P.S. How was that concert? Did John Foxx and Steve Jansen perform on stage with Nelson, or did they all perform individual tributes?

jermynsavile May 31 2005, 18:35:45 UTC

I really enjoyed it, though I didn't know much about Budd beforehand (apart from having heard some of his work with Eno). The first half was taken up, apart from a couple of short pieces performed by the Balanescu Quartet, with duos & trios all featuring Budd and other musicians. A piece with Nelson, then another with Nelson and John Foxx (singing and with a vocal effect that made him sound like a medieval choir). After the break Nelson came back for a long jam with a small band. Jansen was excellent, meshing brilliantly with Jah Wobble on bass - who, for me, was the star of the evening.

Co-incidentally, the week before I saw The Bays who have the former keyboard player from Japan in their line-up. Harold Budd's group was better.

a_lad_inane May 31 2005, 19:30:10 UTC

I'm surprised Eno didn't participate. Still, Bill Nelson, John Foxx, Steve Jansen, The Cocteau Twins, and Harold Budd is quite possibly the best concert ever.

If only they'd added Toto.

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