Please Wait For Me to Die

[a_lad_inane]

I'm not dead yet, although I've been flirting with it off and on for the last three weeks. You see, up until recently, I wrote a lot on here. I wrote so much, in fact, that I developed a rather nasty case of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Sure, at first, the doctor's prognosis was promising: "stay off your wrist for a week, and you should be just fine

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[thirduncle]

I missed you and I am glad you're back.

Actually, I thought of you the other day when I was watching Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence.

[a_lad_inane]

You saw the Asian children and thought of me.

[fengriffen]

If you drop dead, can I have your DVDs?

[a_lad_inane]

You can have every DVD beginning with the word "Don't."

[a_lad_inane]

I was referring to my incestuous relationship with my mother. Since that's deviant, it's also homosexual. It's also a line from "It Couldn't Happen Here."

[a_lad_inane]

You're slowly turning into a 12-year-old Asian girl.

[auggiewren]

I haven't had time to read your entry.
Still love you.

[a_lad_inane]

Thank you, good sir.

[auggiewren]

Good "missy" to you.
I might regret this in the marn.
Especially when I try to walk.

[a_lad_inane]

My ass hurts, but I'm glad we finally tried it.

Horseback riding is fun.

[dr_f_dellamorte]

"People have difficulty absorbing my Jorge Luis Borges tattoos."

That's the funniest thing I've read in some time.

Missed you ;)

[a_lad_inane]

I've missed you, too. I'm too sick to return, but I'll pop in from time to time. :)