Comments | a_lad_inane: Please Wait For Me to Die

a_lad_inane

Please Wait For Me to Die

Jul 04, 2005 19:36

I'm not dead yet, although I've been flirting with it off and on for the last three weeks. You see, up until recently, I wrote a lot on here. I wrote so much, in fact, that I developed a rather nasty case of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Sure, at first, the doctor's prognosis was promising: "stay off your wrist for a week, and you should be just fine ( Read more... )

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hiddenshallows July 5 2005, 16:00:09 UTC

rubbish. where's the real lad?

a_lad_inane July 5 2005, 19:15:23 UTC

www.cumdojo.com

titania_consort July 5 2005, 18:16:30 UTC

Do not fret. I'll be your wrists, baby.

a_lad_inane July 5 2005, 19:39:40 UTC

I'm a bass player with wrist cancer; I literally cannot fret.

dellaluna July 5 2005, 20:14:30 UTC

I should note, however, that 20% of users are a_lad_inane personae.

Is that 20% of eHarmony users or 20% of livejournal users?

Nice to see you roaming the virtual halls of lj land again!

a_lad_inane July 5 2005, 20:21:01 UTC

20% of LJ users are bobby_rhodes.

P.S. I really am going to die soon.

dellaluna July 5 2005, 20:36:28 UTC

Before a_lad_inane dies remind him to add me to the friend's list of one of his personas because I would miss him.

a_lad_inane July 5 2005, 20:49:18 UTC

You should add fengriffen. That's all I'll say.

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dissolvedpet July 6 2005, 11:31:12 UTC

it may take several million litres of water to kill half an asiatic country, and it may take a couple of thousand "we love you lad" posts to kill your email, but it only takes one lump in the wrong place to make masturbation even more intriguing and hunched.
and remember, beware the dwarves that grow from lumps!
*hugs*

a_lad_inane July 14 2005, 20:05:55 UTC

i luv u!!!!1

dissolvedpet July 19 2005, 16:02:54 UTC

i know, and one day the operation will be a success and my sprem will impregnate your artifical uterus and we, and the lump dwarves, will live happily ever after.

ffarff July 21 2005, 19:16:48 UTC

... ... ...ive heard this story before somewhere... HANG ON! YOU SAID THAT TO ME! You bitch! you said *I* was the only one!

ycantibu July 7 2005, 14:44:01 UTC

ah will be turning yer name over to the “authorities”.

I pay $40 for remastered Mr. Mister import CDs.

a good ejaculation reference will win me over everytime.

I "troubleshoot" my old lady.

a_lad_inane July 14 2005, 20:05:14 UTC

I have a fetish for the scent of freshly-opened Mr. Mister CDs.