Never forget the day we saw the death of thousands televised live right to us. And never forget that quiet horror as we watched those buildings fall. That sickness as we realized our generation had gained it's very own Pearl Harbour. Keep those memories fresh, for there is still evil in the world.

Here's something to celebrate the slogan gen's unique brand of being better than anything else on the internet. And a precurser to the impending overhaul this site is gonna get ( Read more... )

Back from the dead and twice as cool.

Due to a few happenings as of late I'm going to stop updating the slogan journal. Mostly because nobody reads it and I never update, but also because I think I've outgrown bitching online in hopes for a cheap "lol" or something. And so I think I'll leave it on a good note with the last slogan ever.

AIDS Are Made With Love.

I'm here to give you a review of a video game I just had the pleasure of wasting my life upon. SUCK. HARDEST SUCK THAT EVER SUCKED IN THE HISTORY OF HARD SUCK ( Read more... )

((Curtesy
T-SHIRT HELL!))

[Settle Early: Don't Waste Your Time on Dreams]If we've learned nothing from TLC it's, "Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls". Look ( Read more... )

I'm here to talk to you about a movie I saw on Disney channel tonight. It's called Max Keebler's Big Move. Sure, the acting sucks, the music sucks, and the special effects suck. It's also completely devoid of sex, violence and car chases or explosions of any sort. But the overlying theme and moral of the story is probably the most evil, devious ( Read more... )

*FLASH ( Read more... )

Is rather funny. But I can't take credit for it. Wish I thought it up though ( Read more... )

I bled for my ticket today. A whole damned pint for a free movie ticket to The Longest Yard. I wonder if I should have seen Star Wars.