When I sold my Thunderbird, I was told I would get help, as in be given money, to help pay for a *new* car, not only a new car, but a new sporty car, like a Scion TC or a Mazda 3. Now, I get a loan that I have to pay back to pay for a used Camry or equivalent. I have been cheated. I gave up my Tbird, my lovely Tbird, for a used FUCKIN' Camry or ( Read more... )

So I'm sitting in line at Boomer's in a frigging half an hour wait for the go karts. The line is outside, and that fact is important later in the story so remember it. This guy cuts in front of me, rude as possible, like I fuckin' owe him the spot in front of me, and I'm all like what the fuck? Guy just blows me off and just walks right by like I'm ( Read more... )

For my beloved Thunderbird, and the star of the cult classic Nanu Nanu, has been sold. I'll miss that car.

It's just not. God is laughing.

Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations. Implemented on July 16, 1969, makes it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles. No FUCKING joke. You can look this shit up yourself if you don't beleive me. But come the fuck on, why the HELL would they do that if they didn't know something ( Read more... )

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May 17th. TEAM FUCKING AMERICA DVD HITS. PARTY AT MY HOUSE. SHLIZZAP!

"Dick fuck pussies. But dicks also fuck assholes!"

My mom brang home 2 brand spankin' new Apple iPod Shuffles today. She told me that a friend at work had asked me to upload some songs and get them registered online. Well, before I did that I ran up to my brother room and showed him the iPods. As I walked into the room I said ( Read more... )

Well, we went to Iraq under the pretense of stopping tyranny and finding W.M.D.s and all that such nonsense. Now the war is over and it's still as violent as the day we went in. We haven't found so much as a stink bomb in the name of Weapons of Mass Destrucion, either. Which brings me to my point. If this was fought as another "blood for oil" ( Read more... )

Well it may be just me, but I do beleive others will agree with me when I have this to say on the account of 3 different DVD players. A Playstation 2, a JVC unit, and one made by Samsung. Through various chance viewing of movies on each player and a final culmination of me actually checking of what will play on each, I have this to say. On ALL ( Read more... )