For the hottest pastry action you've ever seen? Well we've got it all from pie on muffin to cakes letting us see whats "under the icing"!!!! This tape has been BANNED in all North American bakeries because it's so doughy! See what happens behind closed kitchen doors! We've got pie on pie action so messy that our cameraman had to be hosed down ( Read more... )

As more than a few of you may know, there is a product on the market called the Tempur Pedic bed. Some sort of squishy foam you sleep on and it's supposed to be really comfortable. Now, the thing that strikes me as more than slightly odd is the fact that this is called the "Tempur Pedic Swedish Sleep System." During the commercial for this ( Read more... )

Numa Numa. I can't stop listening. Hour 3 now. Even worse is I can't stop dancing. Legs critical. Face shot from lip synching. Something has to give. Sgt. Penis Power out.

I. Hate. Soccer. Moms. With every fiber of my being I hate them. Today I was pulled over by a cop in alleged connection to a drive by shooting involving a water pistol. I was read the riot act. Threatened with arrest. Threatened with criminal charges of assault. Threatened will jail time. The mom and the cop threatened me with so much ( Read more... )

Every year, about 1.5 trillion dollars is donated to the search to find a cure for cancer. Almost one half the national debt is donated every single year to a noble cause. But the question must be posed. Where is our cure? We are no closer than we were 10 years ago. So where does approxomatly FIFTEEN TRILLION dollars go? Where does all this ( Read more... )

STARTING MARCH THE SLOGAN JOURNAL WILL BE A WHOLE NEW TERROR ON SOCIETY.

WE PROMISE TO BE MORE DEADLY AND ENTERTAINING THAN ANY IRAQI TERROR SCAM OUT THERE!! (PERHAPS EVEN MORE SO THAN THE ONE ABOUT THE CHICK WHO WAS GANG-BANGED IN BANGLADESH!!)KEEP ON THE LOOK-OUT FOR NEW AND ENTERTAINING ( Read more... )

Please be advised. When using super glue, do NOT spill it on your crotch. Apparently it will soak through the pants and underwear and bond them to your scrotum, making pulling your trousers down a most unpleasant expeireince. YOUHAVEBEENWARNED!

Well folks, it's 2:47 a.m. on a beu-tiful Monday morning and you know what that means. I can't sleep and I find myself crawling back to this god forsaken corner of the internet and dumping my blurry and unfocused thoughts onto the virtual page. And in doing so I feel the need to express the strange scenarios that have been running through my ( Read more... )

The Ice Queen lives!! And she has a spiffy new icon <3<3

WORSHIP ME.

Oh, this place is dying...We need to do some lame publicity stunt and get a wider range of viewers X_x

By the by, failures, I are going to the University of Meeami

w0rd, nukkas.

-I to the Q

There are a few things in life where being twenty miles off course is not that big of a deal. Trying to find a country, flying across the Atlantic Ocean, and where to drop a nuclear bomb are some of those things. But when you are 20 miles off course when you are giving someone directions to a paticular ADDRESS, maybe, just maybe, it's time to ( Read more... )