GAH. *hits head on desk* I always chicken out and can't ask him for his number or hang out. I get nervous, sweaty, shy and ditzy. He makes me hot. God this is sad. I need to make a move soon or else it will be too late.

John Mayer's new album is baby making music (thanks to the Sneak PeekSometime I'm going to make a post from the bathroom. That ( Read more... )

To all the ladies out there, go get a bra fitting. I've been wearing what I thought was the correct size, but alas my bra fitting proved I was a lot larger. A 32 DD, yes. I am a DD. They don't carry that size at Victoria's Secret so I have to wear a 34 D. Hahaha Oh man...

( useless but fun quizzes )

Something/Someone dented and scratched my car. The front lower fender has a good sized dent. I know I didn't do it because I didn't hear or feel anything. Some stupid ass probably backed into me. UGH. Good thing it is fixable. But dang, I have bad luck lol ( Read more... )

So, I left the "25 Hottest Freshman Girls" facebook group that I was invited to earlier this year because well, I am a sophomore (kind of, not according to credits but whateva). haha Oh man. Yea. Kind of glad not to have that mark on me anymore. Got to thinking, I'm really going to need to join clubs and talk to more people in my classes next year ( Read more... )

My breath smells. Yea, sometimes homemade salads with a lot of pepper will do that to you. By the way, I've been making some of the best salads lately. Will share ingredients for those into cooking and healthy eating: romaine lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, snap peas, cheese crumbles, turkey pieces, dried cranberries, pepper, balsamic vinegar, and ( Read more... )

I HATE annoying bitches. Callie at my work is the most fake obnoxious bitch ever. I would hurt/shoot her if it wasn't illegal and inhumane. And this just isn't my PMS talking. If she tries to boss me around (that stupid hoe only bussed like 5 tables...so don't tell me what to do) or says something retarded again, I am going to tell her fake ass off ( Read more... )

The other day at work some guy asks me, "Do you have any 40's?" The first thing I thought was 'Does it look like we sell beer here?!? Is this some kind of joke?' Then it hit me and I realized he was asking about pants' sizes hahaa.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR CONTINUUM AND SEPTEMBER 24TH.

I really love roasted/toasted nuts. Soooo good. Nuts of all kind. I especially love it when they come mixed. Is that weird? I'm so gonna have a nut dish in my house. And an art studio, for sure. An art gallery as well. Plus an amazing closet and a huge bathroom. I don't care if the rooms are small but a huge bathroom would be divine. Big enough for ( Read more... )

So I've worken up with the worst sore throat ever on my birthday. Pooh!! Probably got it from bussing people's stupid ass almost-emprty drinks and half-eaten food. I'm gonna get some Air Borne...

I'm so desperate at this point in time, that I think every guy is cute. haha It's really not a good situation.

Ahhh, every time I swallow = pain.

New season of project runway.....Malan Breton is Mr. Bean meets Austin Powers with a hint of PeeWee Herman. haha Where in the hell did they get this guy? Hmm. Should be interesting. This is the first TV I've set out to watch every episode.