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[abadoozy]

There's a Pileated Woodpecker on the tree outside my window as I type this. It's absolutely huge compared to the other birds, and it's big red up-do makes it look like some sort of avian Punk rocker. This is the second time we've seen it around in a week, making me think that it's attracted to our feeders. I keep hoping it will make a play for the

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[viscero]

I've never had a professional massage, but I've heard a lot of stories about guys going to what they believe is a "legitimate" massage place and being offered 'full release'. So these kinds of misunderstandings can go both ways.

As for "hurting" - I think your massage therapist is a little naive. Some of them may be psychologically hurting, or sexually frustrated, but it's just as likely that they're not hurting at all, and simply enjoy "full release" massage. Male sexuality being what it is...

[abadoozy]

I agree completely. But the therapist is one of those new-age types, you know. All into massage and Eastern therapies and all that.

"Full release" has become the new term in our household. "Would you like normal coffee or full-release coffee this morning?" "Are you going to the gym for your standard workout, or will you be doing the full-release today?"

[viscero]

Hee hee.
A friend of a friend went to what he thought was a legitimate massage place. Half-way through the massage, she asked, "You wan' soft, medium, or hard?"
"What's the difference?" he asked.
"Soft, I use my hand. Medium, I use my mouth. Hard, I get on the table."