It's obviously fake, cuz I am not at all ticklish...

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I am about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which I have striven these many months. My task will not be an easy one. However, the Home Front continues to bolster my efforts. As free men march together to victory, care packages will be appreciated and duly noted. Any liberty-loving person who wishes to send snail-mail, girlie magazines ( ( Read more... )

Back by popular demand:

Une langue pour le Dieu
Parle maintenant de la guerre-
Il ne dit rien

It's better if you let the words wash over you a few times if you don't speak French, but here's a loose translation anyway:

A language made for God
Spoken now for war-
He says nothing

How doth the bulb pop
And project two leaves far out
I'm glad they're still green

You ever say something that's quick and witty, totally in character, but someone misinterprets it? Or worse, they won't let you explain the interpretation that you meant to have? Or worst of all, you're not sure how the heck they understood it? Yep, story of the weekend.

I'm pledging right now before the world to stop procrastinating, starting after this sweet episode of CSI: Miami. I know, I'm never gonna do anything with my life, I never get off my arse. Might as well do some homework and try to follow through on a pledge, this pledge, for once. Tomorrow's my first B-day in two weeks. And I was just starting to ( Read more... )

Whosover reads this: you're wasting your very precious time. We are all Abdul Noorim.