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Fourteen year old.
One of the mechanics at werk noticed my ass and asked me to go in the garage and simply turn around so the rest of the guys could view it.
They all agree I have the "ass of a fourteen year old boy".
The single tow truck driver present, who has to weigh three hundred pounds, echoed the opinion.
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Duh?
Went in for my neck x-ray for the chiropractor.
Got the distinct impression they did not know what they were doing.
The tech tells me to get undressed and put on a johnny.
"For a neck x-ray?" I asked.
"Oh! Right. A neck x-ray. Just stand over here."
They take the x-rays, then tell me to get dressed and leave.
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A week
Just stopped by quickly to say hello.
Still no laptop. 142 pounds.
I've had a cold, and I'm getting over it. Finally went to see a chiropractor.
My shoulders and neck are beginning to get really sore. Probaly over doing it with the weight lifting.
The doc says I need to do more streching . She's probaly right. I go back friday.
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So they steam cleaned the garage...
...and the tow truck drivers told me to leave the dog in there overnight so he could pee all over the place.
The next night, temperature dropped to twenty, again.
Twenty! In Rhode Island! 2nd or 3rd day of spring!
Global Warming! Bah! Al Gore bowls for Speacial Olympics.
I put the dog in.
He pissed everywhere.
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Octoshit.
I am so sick of this Octomom shit.
Just thought I'd mention that.
142 pounds. Ate chili yesterday.
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Nude.
142 pounds.
Time to walk the dog.
If it was'nt raining, I'd do it in the nude.
Feel fucken weird today,
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St Patty's Day.
Happy Saint Patricks Day everybody!
141 Pounds!
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Piss
Drove past some mental case last night on my way home.
He's about 40-45, Irish looking and wearing boxer shorts and a coat.
Sweeping the sidewalk with a broom, at midnight, screaming swear words...
"PISS, BITCH, CUNT, PISS!!"
141 pounds.
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Submarine
After a week or so at 143 pounds...
142 POUNDS!
DOWN BABY, DOWN!
LIKE A FRICKING SUBMARINE!
