I don't know if anyone is interested, but I'm about to rap Ce Ce in the fucking mouth.

I just had sex with Denni's mom...

Your Goth Name is: Xavier Wolfe
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I got beef lo mein!  It's beef lo mein time!

144 lbs.  Fuck it, time to live a little.

Rig;                          A tow truck.

Driver;                     A tow truck operater.

Slave driver;           The owner of a towing company.

Pard;                        A tow truck operator from another company.

Junior;                     A junk yard dog.

Burg;                        A hamburger.

Dink;                         A stupid person.

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This is the ballard of Junkie Jane
With a face like meatlof left in the rain
She's about forty, and looks sixty one
And her final days have just begun

A beat up Cougar is now her home
Parked at the Shell near the pay phone
The boss has told her, ten times or more
"Get the fuck outta here, you goddam whore"

But Jane will not leave, till cops arrive
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You're Kind of Stupid
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Yes.  It's snowing.  Again.

The middle of April.  Snow.

On an unrelated note.

Some woman gets busted for dope last Tuesday.

Not a big bust, but not small either.  Five "bricks" of smack.

The cops have us tow the car in.  The next night, who shows up but the FBI.

They want the car.  Under federal law, they can seize any vehicle that was used in narc ( Read more... )

Arab walks in, does'nt speak much English.  After ten minutes of talking to him, here is what I learn.

His car broke down.

It's a Lincoln.

He does not know who towed it.

He does not know where it was brought.

He thinks we might have it.

I checked.  No.  No Lincoln.

I HAD TO TELL HIM LIKE EIGHT GODDAM TIMES!  NO LINCOLN!  LOOK.  SAAB...TAURUS...

"Lincoln?"

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You're 50% Irish
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