Got Lana's picture on Cindy's LJ site, had to leave the computer for a minute to take care of some customer.

Within thirty seconds, tow truck drivers and mechanics where grouped around it in awe.

"Holy Fuck..."

"C'mon.  That's a tattoo?"

"It is.  I seen it."

"Ray would hit that."

"So would you."

"It's a chick right?"

"Fuck.  What is she, on drugs or ( Read more... )

Bok-choy ;

Any Asian-American automobile mechanic, regarded as having virtually supernatural skill with brakes, brake lines and brake pads, but not very good with anything else. 

Had to get my drivers license renewed.  Waited in line for forty minutes with some dweeb behind me.  He kept poking me in the back, just nudging me like he thought it would make the line move faster.  Old Italian asshole.

Finally got up to the desk.  They had me look in a viewer and "Read line five." as part of an eye test.

So ok, "K...E...Z...T ( Read more... )

I'm 43.

I got back from my power walk thing last night and realized I was on the edge of tears.

Am I growing old?

Or am I thankful that I have grown this old?

I am now 141 pounds.  And I'm 43.

I dreamed of Wolverine last night.  Old school Wolverine, with a costume of yellow spandex.  A hairy, five foot tall Wolverine, floating above the city of ( Read more... )

These belly strech mark commercials are gross.

Counted up the cigarettes tonight...guess how many we have?

666.

Another sign of the apocalypse.

Half an hour to go before werk starts.  Can't walk dog, he's out being washed and groomed at Pet Pedicures.

What to write about.  Umm..

Can't think of anything.

Oh yeah, I HOPE OBAMA DIES FROM SWINE FLU.  BIDEN AND PELOSI TOO.  FUCK 'EM! 

I am an optimist.

My dad got hurt leaning back in a chair.  The chair went south, and WHACK. Right across the back of the head.

He needs stiches, and probaly that's all.  My mom insisted on taking him to Rhode Isl;and Hospital, because they have a neurolougist 24/7.

Dad heard myself and mom discussing this and got pissed.

"I don't need no dam brain ( Read more... )

Your International Spy Name is Count Frost
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Made a seafood salad with artifical crab meat, scallops, diced celery and onions.

All with mayo and sour cream.

Sounds pretty good right?

While the scallops were boiling, I threw in a small can of corn.

Let that all boil for a while, then cooled it off in the fridge and added it to everything else.

Guess what?  The seafood salad now predominantly taste ( Read more... )