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[abient]

My dad asked me what my ideal job would be and I said trophy wife and he started offering me advice on how to achieve this and I think he was serious.

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[eslavida]

o hai lol i have an lj lets b frindz.
btw. that first meme was gold. i lol'd.
i also stole it/shortened it.

i want 5 ?z.

[abient]

O HAY!

1. What has been your favourite Perez post?

2. How many consecutive days could you eat Chipotle before getting sick of it?

3. If you were to get a kitty, what would it look like and what would you name it?

4. In your entire life, which albums do you think you've listened to the most?

5. Name one thing you are bad at that you wish you weren't, and one thing you are bad at and you don't care.

Hi I'm new here

[anonymous]

I've recently joined and wanted to introduce myself :)