As is the custom of my people, I asked iTunes the following questions and let the shuffle function answer them ( Read more... )

My little sister's 3-inch frog ate her boyfriend's 7-inch lizard. Pretty damn hardcore.

And by "everybody," I mean Val and Lee ( Read more... )

I lay awake last night assigning D&D class levels and attribute statistics to my imaginary alter-egos. Am I clinically insane yet?

Guilt What is yours? Explain yourself Culinary: frozen dinners
Why cook when there are entire meals just waiting in the freezer?
Literary: children's books I fear being drawn into long books and staying up until 6 in the morning to finish them. Novels for the 9-15 age range? Perfect.Audiovisual: vampire movies They're sexy, tormented souls. ( Read more... )

Sara says dice aren't people. :(

For some reason I couldn't select the answer code to copy it here, so I just copied the description ( Read more... )

As most of my friends are aware, I believe that babies are hideous monstrosities--parasites designed to disfigure us and drain our finances. Sadly, not all people share this opinion ( Read more... )

You know what I don't understand ( Read more... )

So tired, so tired....
If I sleep, the three-toed sloths will get me.