FREE FOR ALL!

[absinthe]

Comments

[goldenhog]

mammoth zero... i like it!

have you purchased alcoholic beverages from that cashier before? maybe you just need to find the right person to buy from! whenever i buy "tall boys" from the local gas station, the clerk is always very cheerful! it puts a positive spin on the whole experience!

glad things are going well!

i used too many exclamation marks.

[absinthe]

The last time she rang up my items I was purchasing a gigantic tongue and a bunch of rubber gloves, but that must have been okay!

WHAT

[goldenhog]

do you eat meat now? or are you just using it for rituals?

Re: WHAT

[absinthe]

Anonymous!! You seem to know too much!! Therefore, you will be DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmed!!

(i.e. just wait 'til you get a load of our rituals!)

[buscemi]

One can and you're suddenly an alcoholic? If you really were, wouldn't you be buying eight or ten at a shot? Damn humans.

[absinthe]

Next time I WILL!