( Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen - Mary Schmich (song by Baz Luhrmann) )

On Wednesday, it rained non-stop in Melbourne for about 30 hours or so - I'm not kidding ( Read more... )

Does anyone else get teary when they hear the first strains of Christmas carols for the season - or am I the greatest sook alive?

When I want to amuse myself I try and recite any dialogue I remember of LoTR with an Indian accent . . .oh my, funny stuff.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing ( Read more... )

LJ fodder!!

My mind is blank.

I'm thinking of generating controversial topics such as "Big Brother Rocks" and "I love BushBlairHoward" and "Nose hair: the longer the better".

I need LJ fodder - this is getting pathetic.

I'm taking requests.

I think some songs and tunes are stubborn in nature. Damn stubborn because once in your head, good luck! It doesn't need words, I stumble through them. Fluff them, make them up. Go la-la-la, dumdee dum, something . . .

I'm sick and tired, of always being sick and tired ( Read more... )

One of my earliest memories as a child was my mother teaching me how to count as she climbed up and down the stairs of the house we grew up in. Holding me tight, she would place a foot on each step and recount 1, 2, 3 and so on. I think there were 14 all up or was it 15 ( Read more... )

Appaaaarently, men prefer women with large bums.

What the . . .?

*rips up all her Mary-Kate Olsen pictures on her desktop*

But seriously, pudginess city has descended on this sun and it's not funny.

Regardless if I know you or not ( Read more... )