Well Mike, you should have followed the crowd. Since you didn't, I wrote Santa for you!


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This was so spectacularly awesome that I had to post it. The first line is the best!!!!!!


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And now a random fact about Bob Saget:

According to commercials, applying Tag Body Spray will cause any woman within a 100 foot radius to rape you violently. This has proven true for every man except Bob Saget, who simply recieves a beatdown.

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Speaking with a few friends at Denny's last night caused me to do this. Not that I out and out wanted to do it. But it could prove to be quite enjoyable-- I suppose ( Read more... )

Life is very interesting. (yes, I know I am stating the obvious) Over the past few days I have learned so very much about life, love, and many other parts to life. I will not go into the learning process so much as I will the thoughts that the learning process conjured up. So far this week I have been confused, dumbfounded, angry, frustrated, ( Read more... )

INFJ - the counselor
You scored 18% I to E, 31% N to S, 28% F to T, and 31% J to P! Your type is best summed up by the word "counselor", which belongs to ( Read more... )

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time ( Read more... )

"Greetings y'all, and welcome all you dang foreigners from other nations. Dear Lord be with our guests and prepare them for the butt whoopin' they are about to receive ( Read more... )