Laurie Notaro has a new book coming out in May. This makes me happy. She is my guilty reading pleasure.

That is all.

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The transformation is now complete. With the exception of some kitten picture posts that I'd like to share with the world, just about everything in here has been bitch-locked.

Not like anyone has EVER asked to be added as a friend, but just in case you've decided to stalk me or whatever, just comment.

Guess who just got a raise?

No longer am I toiling away for $5.40 per hour.

I'm now commanding the princely sum of....

$5.67 per hour! Hoorah! I'll treat everyone to, uh, a gumball!

http://www.goodbooking.com/index.html This sort of makes me ill. Yes, please carry around a book so you'll be sexy. Don't worry about actually reading it. And I'm thoroughly puzzled by the list of books they put up. My favorite thing, though, is the readers' wives section, third ( Read more... )

I do not think I like pilates.

I really do have fun amusing things to say/post.

Right now, though, I just wanted to tell you all that I LOVE GILLIAN WELCH. I just found that out. www.gillianwelch.com

Really.

Ok. In case you have somehow squirmed your way onto my friends list without knowing that I am a HUGE CHICKEN AND VERY AFRAID OF BUGS, I'll let you in on a secret. I'm a huge chicken and very afraid of bugs. This isn't great news for a girl living in the desert, where all the evil, huge, monstrous, poisonous, man-eating, venom-spewing bugs live. ( Read more... )

Dear Car,

I miss you very much and I want you back. Don't you remember the good times we've had together? I took you to Ohio. Not every car gets to go to Ohio. That was fun, right?

We were so good together. Won't you come back, please? I promise I won't slam on your breaks or drive you over any real big potholes. I love you.

Sincerely,Karinya