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[acridturpintine]

Due to technical difficulties this weeks issue of the world According to Colin Creevey will be posted in Ms Lynda Turpins journal ( sorry Lynda but I'm not getting into trouble because of this).

Comments

[mouldytailcoat]

GET
A
LIFE!!!

I suggest booze!!

[acridturpintine]

You obviously did not get the message of this article!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mouldytailcoat]

maybe because I DIDN'T READ IT!!!!

[acridturpintine]

WHAT, YOU'RE SO DRUNK THE WORDS ARE ALL BLURRY ON THE SCREEN??????????????????????

[acridturpintine]

For every bead you eat, a baby Death Eater gets his wings!

[mouldytailcoat]

MAYBE BECAUSE YOU TEND TO GROW EXTRA LIMBS WHEN YOU CONSTANTLY EAT THINGS THAT ARE NON-BIODEGRADABLE.

[mouldytailcoat]

Beads??? Where?? Are they blue???!!

[acridturpintine]

Who is this Goyle you speak of?? He sounds sexy.

[acridturpintine]

Oh he's a retarded space monkey, I only talk to him because of Vincent!!!

[mouldytailcoat]

so are you saying it was ok for Seamus to beat you to a bloody pulp, driving you to the hospital wing for approximately a week where you had to take multiple potions to avoid serious brain damage? because i, for one, don't think it was ok. and i don't think you should shave her head either, though perhaps she deserves it. aren't there any other ways you can deal with this problem without resorting to violence?

[acridturpintine]

Oh, man...

Okay, please listen, and if I'm just being a stupid little girl tell me or something.

I agreed to do it, you know, because I really can't stand her and I have to share a room with her for three more years and I just can't take it any more! She is like this... mini-Icicle idolising thing! I swear, if Icicle started calling her Little Me or Mini-Ice or Mini-Me I wouldn't be at all surprised, and I am TIRED of Icicle and tired of anyone LIKE Icicle! I don't know what else to do! I mean, what else do you do to a shallow girl besides mess up her appearance?! WORDS DON'T WORK WITH MARCIA!

Can you think of something else that would work?

[acridturpintine]

SEE?
SHE GETS IT!!!!!!

[acridturpintine]

I get what?

[acridturpintine]

Your logic in this article is strange, though I can't question it in any way.

Touching, Colin.

Also, try not to hate me so much. I'm working on a solution.

- Eric

[acridturpintine]

I'm allowed to hate whoever destroys my personal property Eric, you need to accept that I hate you and move on with your life!!!

[acridturpintine]

I could do that, yes.

Or I could decide to be stubborn and demand your forgiveness because I can't stand your daily glares in my direction every time I go to eat.

You may hate me, but I hate your eyeballs more.

[acridturpintine]

Yeah well I hate your stupid hair..!!!
And what do you mean by touching? that article was supposed to be INFORMITIVE not touching!!!!