What are you talking about?! I saw a couple of sober first years just a few seconds ago!!! Or maybe they were bushes?!?! BUSHES, I AM SURROUNDED BY BUSHES!!!
You think you're lost? I just woke up because I must have fallen asleep, and have no idea where I am or whose laptop this is. What I did have, though, was a terrible hangover and really bad aim. I think I helped cure the hangovers of several bricks, my hair, my clothes, someone else's clothes (no longer associated with them, I think) and my foot before I finally hit my own head with the spell. I need a drink, but am not sure where they are.
Righto. Quick, do something to make it easy for me to find you. Such as start making out wildly with the nearest fit girl you can find, thus enabling me to find you by following the cat calls and wolf whistles.
I forgot I was still dressed for a bath! Does someone have any real clothes?! Where did I put my WAND? How am I supposed to transfigure something better without my wand?!
There were some real clothes somewhere beyond the brickstone barbecue pit that I think is now being used for Diricrawl-fighting. Not that there's anything wrong with a costume at a party.
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Hi! Where are you?
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Seriously.
I am eating chocolate.
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Thank Merlin. I don't know when I've been this bored at a party.
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GAH!!!
I forgot I was still dressed for a bath! Does someone have any real clothes?! Where did I put my WAND? How am I supposed to transfigure something better without my wand?!
WHO TOOK MY WAND?!
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Not again?
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