Attention.

[acridturpintine]

I realise many of you are so busy trying to meet your application deadlines that you haven't had free time to attend meals, but that's no excuse for stealing sandwiches

Comments

[prefectlyernie]

Justin wouldn't steal, I'm quite certain. Rather, he was liberating the sandwiches from their dodgy, ink-smudged demise. Down with nutritive oppression!

[hufflepuff4life]

Right, what he said!

Viva La Resistance!

[cornered_beef]

I've actually stolen a lot of sandwiches. Sorry, Lisa, MACHINES need lunch too!

[herbology_dork]

machines eat? i thought they ran on petrol or elektricity or something?

[terryclothrags]

It's called biofuel. Did you know that a standard hedgehog-burning engine is twice as efficient as petrol-burning engines and releases a fraction of the harmful pollutants?

[herbology_dork]

well i'm all for clean fuel sources, there already is too much pollution.
how many hedgehogs to the kilometer does that get?

[lookscomefirst]

I hired my person assistant to write my applications months ago! daddy's going to buy me a place into the university of my choice anyway so it's only a formality really.

[cleverlyanthony]

I need more recommendations!

I only have six... and the Magical University of London - quite possibly the best university on the entire planet - needs at least eight! Where am I going to get the rest, and my application is only three feet long...!

[lookscomefirst]

You can have some of my recommendations Anthony. I'm sure if I ask nicely the dali lama will write you one.

[cleverlyanthony]

Oh, thank you! I think his recommendation would be most credible, yes! Must get a few more, though. Who to ask, who to ask...