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[Audio]
[Vivi's voice comes on over the system, singing. The quality isn't the greatest but it's at least in tune - albeit a tune you don't recognise.]
Deep into Mist have I fallen ( Read more... ) -
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Happy smegging birthday to me.
I'm going to be down the bar all day. Hold my calls. -
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[The audio comes in first a strong and somewhat harsh language filling the speakers before the video finally snaps on. A young shirtless man stares out of the screen, looking almost Egyptian with his tanned skin and odd silver collar, forest green eyes blazing ( Read more... ) -
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General update ( Read more... ) -
Vivi's Useful Notes #1 - Interdimensional Travel
[Vivi sits cross-legged on the floor of the library, surrounded by sheets of paper and datascreens, all covered in text, symbols and glyphs. He looks at the camera with a serious expression ( Read more... ) -
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Attention. Attention all crew. We're about to encounter an ion storm in approximately fourteen hours. No personnel are permitted to go outside the ship for the duration of the storm, not even with yellow raincoats and waders.
Observation decks on lock down, so no sneaking up there to snog your wife, Arnold. -
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[A young woman, a little familiar to anyone who's been around here awhile, pops into view. She looks frantic - with big blue eyes, dark hair, strange gothic-looking clothing, and a very obvious red gem embedded on her forehead ( Read more... ) -
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A thunderous THUNK and the screeching of metal against metal echoes through the Red Dwarf. Shortly thereafter, an equally jarring audio transmission crackles from the speakers. The voice speaks very quickly, rarely pausing to take a breath.
Hmmm . . . Very large. Very utilitarian. Deep space. Human text. Red Dwarf. Perhaps abandoned? Expect no one ( Read more... ) -
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Party.
Parrot's Bar.
Twenty o'clock.
Be there in costume or I break your collective fibulas. (Unless you're under the age of 18, then you just get a harsh look.)
Which reminds me. Behave around the kid everybody or I'll break your collective tibulas. Starscream this means you. -
The intercom goes live.
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thump thump"Hey," the reedy voice says over the intercom, "is this thing on? Hell, I dunno how this works. Listen, I'm in a place marked with a bunch of radiation symbols and someone wrote 'It's been nice knowing you, I've always loved you, Captain' on the walls. Oh, hey, a map, okay, I think... yeah, can someone ( Read more... )