Stories about Josh, the creepy guy I work with, are coming. They will be good and plentiful, but I'm saving them.

For now, I want to talk about Asad. Asad looks like this.


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i just realized something. i think you guys will appreciate it ( Read more... )

I went to orientation at Target last night. This was pretty uneventful, although it brought to my attention something very important and relevant:


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I can't wait for somebody to post something on their livejournal, cause I think I'm not going to leave comments anymore but instead pictures of animals. Wish me luck ( Read more... )

This post is called "Treasures of Myspace"


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I was thinking about that calculus pickup line, you know, "I wanna be your derivative, baby, so I can be tangent to all of your curves." Let's ignore the derivative part, even though derivatives are cool.

I want to be TANGENT to all of your CURVES

What??? Tangent means "to touch." That's like saying,

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I am the hottest guy at DMACC


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Mike, Zach, Marhsall - I THINK this only applies to you guys. This part is my favorite.


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