Several reasons to celebrate the foundation of the United States of Amerikkka ( Read more... )

Political Statement: The Legitimate State of the PDRE has established a court to convict the following of crimes concerning public moral decency, crimes contrary to materialism and crimes against decency ( Read more... )

Upcoming: Lord Alfred Gout (recently left of the Houses of Parliament) will review the latest cinematic frames, and reflect on the problem of working-class aesthetics ( Read more... )

Part 1: Several Uninteresting Statements.
Indian elephants do not drink coffee, either do their African counterparts.
Marlay Park has had several acres of its land re-appropriated since the State took a custodian role in it.
5 years ago coffee at Bewleys was 90p., presently it is

fuc. Riots in Barcelona and I'm still in the Dublin disease-pit. Why are Dubliners so placid/ boring? Correct answers on a postcard etc., to receive a prestigious-deluxe, limited edition, faeces-scribed, leather-bound Kng. Jms. Bible.

While AU experiments in bathroom architecture the editors have secured his permission to allow new diarists to replace him temporarily. Over the next few days we will sample extracts from a musician, a disgraced doctor, an ardent butcher, a taxidermist, a Latin scholar, a parrot-keeper, a monastic bell-ringer, a gnostic cave occupant and a street ( Read more... )

It may upset some of my readers that a toilet should prevent me from my scribal duties. But I know, like Caesar before, that the duty of a general is to know his troops' conditions. I, as William Randolf Hearst before me, acknowledge that the orthodoxies of life buttress the gables of our aspirations, and it is in this tradition, this modus ( Read more... )

Sine Prole: duties that cannot be ignored have compelled me to dispense with the next issue.
En Segovia hay tres granjas, y cuatro gente. Discute.

Contra Mendoza, or the truth about Laura Haddock: Once again, dear reader, I have been assailed by a member of the Belltongue community. The latest attack against me needs be answered. Ms. Haddock is a whiskey-buried old lady (never was a word more inappropriately applied), a failed nun, who lives in a rundown motel, with her captured lover Greta ( Read more... )

After the Sabbath: Sovereignty, A Fable Concerning Power.