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I'M NAKED
I'M NAKED
I'M NAKED

and i'm going to eat waffles naked.

hey, summer, guess what?

you suck.

the cat has really done it this time. i share my chicken nuggets with her when daniel isn't looking and she repays me by sneaking up and sitting on my nightstand at night. staring at me. i know she stares at me. she probably wants to eat my face. she's always been creepy. i pushed her off and she jumped right back up. she knocked my book off ( Read more... )

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why does peter pan fly all of the time ( Read more... )

just to clear things up..

there's nothing wrong.
nothing has happened that is bad in any way.
the rain still falls mainly on the plain.
i still rock my khakis with a cuff in the crease.
i still enjoy eating mashed potatoes in the summer breeze.

that wasn't a failed attempt at a poem.

sincerely,
the ghost of christmas future.

fanta puts the fanta in fantastic ( Read more... )

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it's estimated that the average adult gets 3 to 4 upper respiratory infections per year. about 1% of those turn into a sinus infection ( Read more... )

i'd be really angry if i was forced to wear a fanny pack for some reason ( Read more... )