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happy birthday, ol' milkhorns.
and happy graduation as well.

first and foremost, whoever has deleted my animal crossing game that i worked ever-so-hard on, is going to suffer. i plan to gather all of the bottle caps in this house [which are plentiful] and twist them into your flesh. after the majority of your body is covered, i will then get a hammer out and make sure they're in as securely as possible. ( Read more... )

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it was either sit at home by myself or go to johnson city. i chose johnson city. we stopped for a drink that i had to drink with a quickness that i just didn't have in me before going next door. 'captured by robots' was about to play. what looked to be the setup for chucky cheese impressed me for approximately 30 seconds. i actually had a ( Read more... )

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brent vs. shower cap

liberty tax service hires people to stand in front of their business and wave. they're usually dressed as uncle sam or lady liberty. or a combination of the two. there's one particular waver on lynn garden drive that is wheelchair-bound. but he doesn't let this get him down. he is the most enthusiastic damn waver i've ever seen in my entire ( Read more... )

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i sat in the bathtub for a long time last night ( Read more... )