i'm going to start giving away the stuff that people leave here. if you're interested in a new jacket, we have about 3. maybe 4 if i look hard enough. i found a brick by the television and i can't remember if that's my doing or someone else's, but that's up for the takin', too. also, there's an ironing board on our porch ( Read more... )

( i don't know why i'm bothering )

i was terrified to leave the house last night and when i did, there were demons flying in and out of my glasses ( Read more... )

last night we went to lyle and lauren's for a bonfire to celebrate st. patrick's day. jeremy and i decided it would be a good idea, after being drunk, to roll down a big hill in their yard. i gave my glasses to lyle and i started rolling. jeremy rolled after me and he kicked me somewhere important, but i couldn't stop rolling downward. i layed ( Read more... )

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i haven't felt like updating much lately aside from drunken ranting. i've still yet to post the song jeremy and i wrote about the huxtables. i might spare you - i haven't decided. things have been going fairly well as of late. a couple of the graphic artists at work have told me i have talent and an 'eye for design', so one of them is going to ( Read more... )

ANAL KWIEFFE. prounonced anal kweeeeef ( Read more... )

this weekend we have been sick ( Read more... )

story. [pictures included, batteries sold separately]

( [written in a drunken state of mind] )

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