I know, I know, I, as an american, should not find the British Royals funny. I mean, come on, you have to worry about a family where it's been alright, nay, encouraged for cousins to marry. But then I saw this and please, tell me that's not just at least the TINIEST bit endearing.

...somebody please go here and... explain to me what's going on. It's McDonald's related? I think? And Asian, because there's a maneki neko, a flat screen, and a godzilla toy in the room? Is it a marketing thing? and why is it ASIAN?

My brain hurts...

...Roy's a dick. A big, stupid, mirror-smashing, Jim Halpert killing dick.

...but with actual videos.

Since Amber and Allie have been lurking, I thought I'd post this as a bit of "where are they now." Poor bass players, they just don't get the face time lead singers do...

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( I do so love my hair stylist... )

...so, while trolling the internets looking for affordable wedding invitations, I found this. Go on, go look. I'll wait.

Please note: No mixing and matching. Black people marry black people, hispanic people marry hispanic people and white people marry white people. Thank you, wedding industry, for your progressive stance on interracial

...rest in peace, you hot mess, you.

In other news, Phyllis stole my wedding color scheme! And... Pam's, apparently. Poor Pam. Poor Roy. And damn you, asshole writers, for making me feel BAD for Roy.

...JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST IT'S COLD.

Thank you.

Do you ever have those weeks where you feel like you're running flat out and just can't seem to keep your head above water? Man, this was totally one of those weeks. One of those weeks where every day but ONE I was at work before 8 am, and before you go all "boo hoo, poor you, I get up that early every day!" on me, please recall that ( Read more... )