I fell down and broke myself. It's not even a good story, I was running across Woodlawn ave because I was late to class, waved at Lawrence the DNA Sequencing Overlord (tm) and... tripped over the curb. Full speed. And tore holes in both knees of my favorite jeans. Awesome ( Read more... )

Francis: Would you break up with me if I bought this?
Adrienne: Uh, only if you wore it to bed.
Francis: ::sigh:: Then what's the point...

...okay, everybody go here and post the highest tone your deaf self can hear in the comments. You guys of the parental persuasion, try this on your kids.

According to the website:

You are an easily repelled teenager
The mosquito device was made for the likes of you. You are probably begging to make the noise stop!

The highest pitched ultrasonic ( Read more... )

...would the bulimic who keeps hosing down the Myers Hall first floor ladies room please either get help or find a less well trafficked bathroom to purge in?

At the very least, work on your damn aim, GOD...

I really like The Killer's new album and I'm especially enamoured with "Read my Mind." What is my attraction to synth pop? Tell me, I'm dying to know.

I usually hate the last day of the weekend. There's so much stuff I should have done. I should have graded lab reports this weekend. I should have been at lab. I should have cleaned my house. I should have done laundry ( Read more... )

I like soy milk. There. I said it. Especially the chocolate.

I hate what I've become.

Okay, guys, PSA. If the blonde woman at Noodles&Co. asks you if you have been to Noodles&Co., you say YES. Dear GOD, do not say no. The response to the no is long and horrible and holy GOD, you should not need a Master's degree to order saucy noodles.

Big fan of this. Especially the pictures of Clive Owen towards the end.

They are afoot, people. Huge paradigm shifts. And career changes. And I'm totally cream-my-pants excited about them.

...Provided I can make rent this summer. THEN everything will be rosy.

IN other news, Holy shit, people, it's spring. The froggies at Lake Griffey are so brain meltingly loud I thought my head would explode. Awesome.