i got contacts yesterday and it was the most traumatic experience of my life. took 45 minutes to get the motherfuckers in. as they are folding over my cornea and my eyes are straight up bleeding. fuck it i don't know if its worth it ( Read more... )

wow i woke up at 10:35 this morning when i had to be to work by 10. was immediately confronted by laura for pissing in her chair last night. apparently she sat in it and screamed and ripped off her pants and threw them out the door. i do not remember any of this. and why the hell was i in her room last night anyway. nobody knows. so i get to ( Read more... )

just got home from work. god im glad i made friends with the cooks. i get what i want & that includes free food. it would have been a completely shitty night except that Johanna decided to NOT go on the floor tonight. she sat and did her spanish homework instead while i had free reign at mr. greeks. which still did not amount to more than ( Read more... )

last night i went to the elephant bar with jairus and laid out 50 dollars cash money. why the fuck didn't i just start a tab? live & learn i guess. we ran into jensen and lucero and ended up shootin the shit with them for the rest of the night. lucero told me he had a kid. who jokes about shit like that? but he had several funny stories about ( Read more... )

i cant believe it. someone must've fucked up the scantrons. but i passed accounting. P for PASS bitches ( Read more... )

well today was a historic moment. i most likely failed a class for the first time in my life ( Read more... )

i walked into my house at 4:30am carrying my purse in one hand and my bra in the other. more than half of the fifth i bought last night is GONE. and i was the only one drinking it. fucking great ( Read more... )

wow i woke up at noon and was still drunk as FUCK. ate some eggs and passed out again until three. was so hung over i almost puked on myself while trying to tie my shoes. could not believe i had volunteered to work tonight ( Read more... )

yesterday was the last day of classes. i got someone to cover me at mr. greeks and laid out on the balcony of ADPI for a few hours. then i went with holly, lakshmi, and alexa to Dominicks. oh sweet sweet sangria. i fucking love that place but its kind of expensive. FIJI boys were in full effect with their purple t-shirts and baseball caps. oh ( Read more... )

rocking the aviators and "SUPPORT THE ARTS--SLEEP WITH A MUSICIAN" tee today ( Read more... )