played tennis on the hill last night. lakshmi hit as many balls on our court as she did on the one next to us: "hey, at least i can read." fucking ridiculous. i bought beer for the little kids last night so they could play power hour while i knocked back a fifth of skyy. then we all took resin tokes out of gypsy and & robby and i renamed ( Read more... )

today i went to y.c.i. for the first time and walked out with $500 worth of shit. HARD TAIL. JUICY suit. what the fuck happened ( Read more... )

whoa. i feel like shit. stayed up half the night coughing. and the only things to entertain me were Ramen noodles and the Big Boppers in the basement. (chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches ( Read more... )

whoa i just ate an entire burrito in less than a minute.
i feel like my stomach is going to blow up.
thanks pancheros.


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i got out of work an HOUR and a HALF after Mr. Greek's closed last night. soooo pist. we had the mop water ready to go, and the cooks fucking stole it. so i had to sit and wait for them to mop the ENTIRE kitchen before i could do the front. damn mexicans ( Read more... )

i cannot believe we rented UM busses to take us to fucking WEBERS. i opened a tab and left my credit card there. it was pretty sweet. and i clearly should have been around in the 1970s. pledge class of '76 was fucking WAAAASTED. pouring a fifth into my water glass under the table...shady as HELL. but i really could not afford the drinks. i ( Read more... )

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it was bound to be a bad night when i left the house bleeding. from the knees ( Read more... )

FFUUUUUCKKKK. I just went to the liquor store to buy vodka for my underage homies....and unfortunately managed to lose a twenty somewhere along the way. This is going to ruin my whole day. I cannot afford to just burn twenty bucks. Not even a little bit ( Read more... )

After walking ALL over campus today in search of a racket, and then waiting courtside on the Hill for over 45 minutes, Liz and I finally busted in on the scene at Pioneer High School and attempted to play tennis. It was fucking ridiculous. We would have been golden if the court was about 15 feet longer. Oh, and backhand is apparently a no go ( Read more... )