what a fucking shit show weekend. it all started with thursday night and a mysterious visitor from kalamazoo ( Read more... )

yesterday was absolutely shitty ( Read more... )

eating mushrooms at 1:00am is a terrible terrible terrible idea.
at least I had my blue striped stockings to keep me company.
and that elusive dali poster on the wall.

Last night I did not stay in and do homework like I was supposed to ( Read more... )

Liz and I saw someone lying in the street minutes after being hit by a car last night.
It was fucking nuts. I hope he's okay.

But on the bright side, I did find Gypsy....
hiding in the living room like a little renegade.
So naturally my night ended with a tub of double
chocolate ice cream and a giant bowl of Cocoa Krispies.

after some thought, I've decided that lowering my standards isn't such a good idea.

so right now i'm sitting on the porch with dave and laura. its probably too cold for this shit. but you know what, we're hard core ( Read more... )

Today we had a guest lecturer in Women's Studies, a large pregnant black woman that was also a bisexual. Interesting ( Read more... )

today has been quite ridiculous. around 3:00pm I found myself drunk on my porch with a super-size pixi stick. the man who sold it to me did not even know what city he was in ( Read more... )

Today I took my flour-encrusted jacket to the dry cleaners. At the last moment, I remembered to check my pockets. Inside I found a pack of parliament lights and about 15 slices of Kraft singles. "Um, I really have NO explanation for this." Yeah, good one Strohmer. Or should I say, "the THUNDER." I cannot even begin to describe the look on ( Read more... )