Today I have a meeting with the professor who is overseeing my research project ( Read more... )

today I walked into class 20 minutes late
missed a quiz
missed a deadline on my research project
& watched someone perform a pap smear

sometimes you just know when to quit.

Mrrrrrah I have to have knee surgery AGAIN. Torn lateral meniscus = painful shit ( Read more... )

Last night I watched the Rose Bowl while drinking Crown on the rocks. I decided that if I ever played professional football, I'd just have the name SWEET on the back of my jersey. Around ten to one, Liz made me come to the JUG and play "never have I ever." It was good times, but I drank too much beer and had to eat Kraft singles before I went to ( Read more... )

ummmmmmmmmmmmm
i am just getting home from billy & jensen's
that mcdonald's cheeseburger really came back to bite me in the ass
and i almost backed into a wooden pole

i blame it on the irish car bombs
and the captain & diets
and the bloody mary
and the 2 glasses of wine
and the weed

Holy shit school starts in 3 days.
Get the fuck outta here.

Last night I went to Rochester to visit my good friend Michael. I sat in a large over-stuffed chair named Ethel and drank wine like it was my business. I forgot how much you love my feet!

Today I need to laundry and clean up my life.

Today I discovered that On Demand has about 15 "aftershow" episodes of Laguna Beach. One day I am going to sue Comcast for making me a fat, worthless human-being ( Read more... )

Everyday I watch a pay-per-view movie and stuff my face. This is my life at home in White Lake township. Aside from the nightly dose of alcohol & cigarettes & mary jane. It appears that everyone in Ann Arbor is getting robbed, so we've probably been cleaned out at 911 and just don't know it yet. I hope they left Sebastian ( Read more... )

My birthday weekend was a success. I even donned formal attire at my cocktail party, which was fabulous until I fell over and was forced to put on underwear. Liz bought me a huge vat of Crown Royal that came with its own dispenser. I had it set up on top of the tall dresser so that shots could flow smoothly into my mouth. By the end of the ( Read more... )

Evan. You cannot park your long-ass Volvo WAGON diagonally across the driveway ANYMORE ( Read more... )