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[affleck]

Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I think Mark Twain said that. I could be wrong. Considering that this is me talking, there's a very good chance that I am

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[j_aniston]

there IS a god :)

[affleck]

Why yes, I am.

[kevin__smith]

What the fuck did you think this was, a for your consideration period? I don't think there is an Oscar for Most Likely to Neglect. Didn't Pearl Harbor teach you anything? Leave the heavy dramatic stuff to Matty and just be Ben. If we make it to the party you're going to have to keep the snake in the cage, Harley's got enough trauma waiting in the wings just being my kid.

[schwalbach]

Poor Harley.

[affleck]

There should be, you fat fuck. Damn it.

I'll wait until you put her to bed, at least.

[kevin__smith]

You are one greedy award wanting bitch you know that?

[drew_barrymore]

I think I have to be in London but if not I will be there.

And you deserve a real ass kicking I hope you know another round of paintball is in your future somewhere and I'm not holding back this time.

[affleck]

That's sad.

Oh, Drew. I am shaking in my boots.

[marc_blucas]

I was going to say something like "You're Alive!" But, well...everyone else has pretty much said that already, besides, I've been pretty dead when it comes to my time around here lately. I'm going to see if Charisma can get out of Montreal from filming for the weekend and we could come.

[affleck]

Well really, I had to be alive. Were I dead, surely it would have been all over the news.

[insidesophie]

There's a good chance you'll end up naked? Damn it's times like these I wish I was more famous so I could get an invite, oh and not here in Australia.

[affleck]

The fact that you're in Australia definitely hampers things a bit. But your level of fame means nothing. It's a blanket invite, whoever wanted to show up was more than welcome to.

Maybe next time then, sweetheart.