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I met this man four days ago. He sat next to a brick wall in the shadows. His hair was long and gray. A beard covered his aged face. Crow's feet made the corners of his eyes pulled down on his skin giving him the impression that he was sad all the time. He smelled like fish. He told me that he once ran around the world, oceans and all, in 4 days ( Read more... )

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Sam's Poetry Corner:

Bugs in the bed
Hair on my head
Blood in the cut
Poop on my butt
Word in the book
Bait on my hook
Fish in the sea
Gueverra on my Che

Steve's Poetry Corner:

Teeth in my pie
Teeth in my eye
Pigs fly at night
Dogs bark for spite
Flush the toilet
Turn around and spit
Pot in the bowl
Don't pay the toll
Kill the serpent
Eat your pocket lint
The night is young
Do you smell bung?

I got a problem, I keep pooping out my ribs, one at a time. I have already pooped out 3 and my chest is beginning to feel like a noodle. This wont last long before I turn into some sort of flesh slinky. Any suggestions?

Somehow a jellyfish got in my sock drawer, it was pretty fucked up so I went to go complain to the guys at housing but while I was in mid route I got in the middle of this gang fight and got stabbed so then I had to go to the hospital and wait for 6 hours and by that time I had lost so much blood I passed out. The Doctors found out that I have some ( Read more... )