"Hello Nasty."
"Hey."
"You dont look so good."
"I dont feel so good."
"What happended?"
"I got punched by a armadillo."
"Damn."
"Yeah thats what I said."

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"Sam?"
"Yeah Steve?"
"I'm scared."
"Don't be its just a slip n' slide."
"But, Sam, what if I slip and dont slide."
"Shit Steve just slip and I promise you'll slide."
"Okay Sam. Here I go..."
"Steve! Look out a snake!"
"WHERE SAM?! WHERE?!"
"Just shittin' ya Steve."
"Sam?"
"Yeah Steve?"
"You suck."

"Hello Nasty"
"Yo"
"Ah so your thug today?"
"Shut the fuck up bitch!"
"Ouch."
"Recognize."
"Recognize what, Nasty?"
"Oh damnit man you dont ask! You just recognize!"
"Sorry. Uh can we try again?"
"Fine."
...
"Are you going to start or am I?"
"Shut the fuck up bitch!"
"Thats just harsh though."
"Recognize."
"Recognizing!"
"Thats better."

"Well Hello Nasty, Long time ole' chum."
"Yes its been quite sometime."
"Why are you looking around on the ground?"
"I lost my balloon."
"Oh well balloons go up not down."
"Then I guess its gone forever."
"Probably, thats cool though, you can have my goat."
"Really?"
"Sure, but be carefull or he'll poo on ya."
"Thanks."

"Hello Nasty, why is your eye leaking?"
"I spilt my milk."
"Oh well you can't cry over spilt milk."
"Thats what everyone is saying."
"Then dont worry about it."
"Yeah but that milk was so cold."

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"Hey doc."
"Why hello son, how are you?"
"Not so good."
"Well we can fix that. What seems to be the problem?"
"I flushed my brains down the drain."
"Then how are you still alive?"
"Come to think of it I don't know."

"Hello Nasty."
"Hello there friend, how are you?"
"I am good, and how are you Nasty."
"Well I could be better to tell ya the truth."
"Oh really? How come?"
"You see I got a bit of a gas problem."
"Thats no fun, Nasty."
"Yeah it just sort of sprung up on me."
"Mexican Food?"
"4 burritos for lunch."
"That'll do it."

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