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Here are more pictures from work. We had ourselves a big beer and partied.
This is me and Tim - The little brother I never got to have.
TJ! - My pyromaniac partner trying to make a fireball. Butane works better than hairspray.
Osso - Awwwwwww ain't he the cutest?
Mikey C., OF, and me. - I'm really white.
Timberly and OF - Tim, you look super gay ( Read more... )

It was Mike's last night :( So we attempted to say goodbye in style but me and Timberly are ghetto. Sorry Cowboy. I gots boring pictures from work. So cool. I'll put them up tomorrow or something because I have a date with School of Rock right now. \m/

You know what would be cool? Riding on a cloud.

I just watched my mom flirting with a 16 year old boy at Best Buy. They had a conversation about Michael Landon. So I wandered away and when I came back I got sucked into an argument about Family Guy VS Futurama which I was way too stoned to even begin to properly debate (FUTURAMA IS BETTER). Now I'm heading to Amy's crib to get my drink on. I may ( Read more... )

I was just remembering what an absolute loser I am. I used to go into those AOL RPG chatrooms and pretend to be this elf/ninja character, then try and pick up chicks. It would go a little something like this ( Read more... )

Here are some pictures of the freaks I work with. We made a good crew though. TT Mafia.

Tim Timmah and Cupcake - Being just plain adorable.
Osso Fine - Being Osso Fine
Mikey C. - Yeah, he's scary.
Timbo (fourth from left) - With his crew.
Jonny Boy - And my big white head in the way.
Timdawg and Yours Truely - I FUCKING LOVE THIS KID.

BONUS! ( Read more... )

I'm smoking Misty Ultra Lights now. Yeah, I'm a toughguy. I wear a white tee shirt and roll up the sleeve and everything ( Read more... )

I have such a boner right now. I just watched a segment of Real Sex involving fucking machines with that dirty pervert Osso Fine. OH! I met Alfred. He's a cool guy. I'd like to fog up his glasses imyouknowhatimsayin. Heh heh. Kidding. I don't wanna work tomorrow. I buy scratch tickets all day and spend all my money. I'm going to end up one of ( Read more... )