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[after_dark]

I have such a boner right now. I just watched a segment of Real Sex involving fucking machines with that dirty pervert Osso Fine. OH! I met Alfred. He's a cool guy. I'd like to fog up his glasses imyouknowhatimsayin. Heh heh. Kidding. I don't wanna work tomorrow. I buy scratch tickets all day and spend all my money. I'm going to end up one of

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RE:sign me up

[anonymous]

Now c'mon ur a much bigger pervert than osso!! Sign me up for that party tho sounds fun..:) instead of buying those tickets give the $$ to osso..he'd appreciate it..

Re: sign me up

[after_dark]

Sure I'll give the money to Osso. If he lets me put it in his Speedo.

Re: sign me up

[anonymous]

its a deal..:)

[anonymous]

Bukkake..ewww

[superdolce]

i'm gonna need your address for said party.

Party

[white_noise006]

I think i saw that segment too. Is it the one with the dildos attached to like high powered machines? I saw a dildo attached to a power drill, pretty awesome. The chick fucking it had an hour orgasim and fucked like 3 machines. My aunt has one cat that she loves more than her children. When shes 57 she'll have more. The cat already shits and pukes everywhere. Im in for the Bukkake party! Just need directions and im there. Hope you get to be in the middle ;)

Re: Party

[after_dark]

That's the one! REAL SEX IS SO COOL.

[after_dark]

I live in a van down by the river. P.S. BYOB

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[wickedwoman]

You rock my socks every day in new and exciting ways!
"What do you wanna do when you grow up?"
"I wanna live in a van down by the river."
"Well you'll have plenty of time for living in a van down by the river when you're living in a van down by the river!"
Chris Farely is sorely missed.