Let this be a lesson not to accept hugs from strangers. One must do everything possible to avoid being affected by unproductive magic. In fact --

This was a triumph
I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must
Because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead

But there' ( Read more... )

...Mr. Hirst has built a monument to the idea that there is something I cannot completely conceptualize. I do not take kindly to being told that something is impossible.

[Screened to both Matts :: Unhackable]
Happy birthday.

[OOC: The "impossiblity in the mind" was the key; Ayumi finds the idea of this personally insulting. Ayumi is eating a cookie in ( Read more... )

The first person to correctly guess why I dislike this piece gets a cookie.

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"May you live in interesting times."

[Screened to AU!Near :: Difficult to hack]
So, who's first on your list?

[Screened to OU!Mercury and OU!Gaz :: Difficult to hack]
Thoughts?

من درکشتن دژتان دوستانتان هستم

[OOC: Apparently, this would be, "I'm in your stronghold killing your comrades", you guessed it, in Persian. UH OH. Ayumi's just stirring shit up.]

Ah, menstrual cramps. Tch.

...I think my reasoning ability has dropped by 90%.

I think we all need to know.

1. Why did you not cuff yourself when Shukaku first took you?
2. Why have you been making my "unhackable" entries "hackable" when you replied?
3. Who is Shukaku to you, now?
4. Who are we to you?
5. Who are you to yourself?

And finally...

6. Given that sherwanis, kurtas, and dhotis are all available, why were you ( Read more... )

Does anyone here know Latin?

[Screened to OU!Usagi :: Unhackable]
Merry Christmas. It has been a while.
My apologies if I gave Chibiusa too much sugar. I may have gotten a little carried away.
[/Screened]

[Screened to OU!Mello :: Unhackable]
Theory vs. practice. Can you tell me if this book is at all accurate?
Nature vs. nurture. If you ( Read more... )

Suppose you know you will die when you leave Econtra.
Suppose you know you will have two hours left when you return to your world. If someone cut it to one hour, would it matter?
Suppose you know you will have two minutes left when you return to your world. If someone cut it to one minute, would you really care?

[OOC: "Of course we will all die when ( Read more... )

Suppose Kira never took the bait, never lost his cool, and never killed Lind L. Tailor.
Suppose Kira never killed the FBI agents; never indicated that he might have some vulnerability.
Suppose Kira ignored L and slowly built his following, over time.
Suppose Kira never killed petty criminals and had a perfect track record, with no false convictions ( Read more... )