18 years later, I'm still here. Nobody that I talked with on LJ has been here in a decade and a half ( Read more... )

15 years later.

I've updated my current physical programming to look a little bit more like 'me'.


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I think I'm going to kill my roomate. Waking up 30 minutes before I need to leave for work, I leave myself a spacious window so I can shower, eat breakfast, yada yada. This morning, I woke up to the melodious sound of him... taking a bath!? That's right, the little fucker woke up five minutes before I did, hopped in, and took a BATH. So I'm ( Read more... )

You know what? I hate little kids. Today, I was checking out what someone had reported as suspicious activity (which turned out to just be some Goths smoking weed) and I had to go into an area filled with small children. One threw up on my shoe. I had to strongly resist the urge to throw the kid into the ceiling; not because I'm nice, but because ( Read more... )

Someone mentioned something called "The Matrix Online"... anyone else heard of this treachery? What is it?

For everyone who already hasn't seen Revolutions (sheesh, it's been out for more than 12 hours, people!) then I suggest you go see it. Unfortunately, yours truly isn't in it, but it was quite satisfying to see Smith whine like a little baby. It was also quite satisfying to see that there were no ridiculous bare-butt scenes in this one like the last

Sources inform me that the Rebels will be releasing the third underground video in a trilogy that outlines their supposed 'victory' of defeating us; all I have to say is that they're not showing what really happened... that's right, they don't show me putting a bullet in Neo's pasty white butt after I tracked him down to a Metro subway bathroom and ( Read more... )

Hello from the land of Reality. I'm finally situated at college, so I can hopefully post more. I got a new AMD Athlon XP 2400+ Mainboard/Processor combo and have been having a heckuva time trying to get it up and running, but it's finally working. Also, I get free internet here, and it's like freaking T1 speed. Yaaay, more bootleg movies for me.

It's been a bit busy at HQ this month, so I haven't posted in quite a while. Not only that, but I've been put on a special assignment to scope out rebels at the local mall posing as a mannequin in the "Men's Wearhouse". Talk about boooooring! I didn't find any rebels, but I will say this: too many of you perverts do sick stuff to mannequins when ( Read more... )