So, as usual, having children gives most adults a free pass to fucking trash public places.


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I prefer talking to people via Blackberry messenger. Its not much different than texting but it feels more like instant message. Ugh, I miss having a computer. I thought not having one would strengthen my social skills. Guess not.

Ho-ly. Shit.

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Guy breaks down over shitty service at McDonald's. He's:

1) Fat.
2) Impatient.
3) Careless of his surroundings (note the fucking four year old kid)
4) Dressed in sweatpants.

I'd call this the perfect storm. I love how every black person in this place is afraid of this guy.

America! Fuck Yeah!

I'm at the bar having an afterwork beer and I see this guy who only has one tooth in his upper mouth BUT that one tooth fits perfectly in the space on his bottom jaw where exaclty one tooth is missing. Its like a cruel puzzle piece.
I always think what are the odds of your teeth falling out in such a convenient way.

I hate when I buy something small like coffee or something and the cashier won't let me slide on one penny. Bitch actually gave me 99 cents back. I work with bartenders who use cash registers and they always defend that shit saying "oh well it really adds up!"

No it doesn't you asshat. What does it add up to? 18 cents at the end of your shift? Gah

A coworker of mine waited on a woman and her young son yesterday and it turned out the woman didn't have nearly enough money to pay her bill. Most places will try to work with you, maybe taking off an entree to make it more affordable. That is if you're not a stupid twat about it. The woman began blaming everyone else out of embarassment and then ( Read more... )

Ahhhhhhh I can't get my shit together. I had to drop school this semester and decided to start in January. Why you ask? Because on average I make about $35 a DAY as a waitress. So I took the initiative and began applying for second jobs last month. One job I pursued strongly, calling everyday, speaking with different people, etc. Then I got a bit ( Read more... )

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My father is easily the best cook I've ever known. He didnt really start cooking until he divorced my mother which was about 15 years ago now. He has some pretty lofty cooking goals, meaning he wants to open a restaurant or at least get paid well for his cooking services sometime in the future ( Read more... )

I'm studying film (finally!) and I work at Chili's. Let it be known that I would proudly get obese off Chili's food until I'm dead of diabetes. Bacon Ranch Chicken Quesadillas, God help me.