Poos the Size of a Python, and Other Animal Stories

[agilejack]

I have a neighbor who loves her animals… loves them so much that she lets them run free around the neighborhood 24/7.She once told me that she thinks,  “incarceration is cruel,” when I told her that my terriers stay in crates when I go to work, and at the fact that they are contained in the back yard and not allowed to roam the neighborhood

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[penichops]

Why are you so funny??? WHY!??

You had me at "She is mortified… when she happens to catch me picking it up"

I am surprised her rabbit got hit by a car cos you know what makes me really f****ing mad! I've had 2, that's right 2 dogs hit by cars yet I DON'T EVER LET MY DOGS ROAM THE STREETS EVER! And my fruitballs f***ing neighbor lets his beagles wander around everywhere and when I bring them back that look angry at me for bothering them while they were watching TV AND THEIR DOGS DON'T GET F***ING HIT BY CARS.

And my old housemate didn't give a sh** that his dog jumped the fence and spent all day wandering around the neighborhood. I ended up being the one building fences SO IT DIDN'T GET HIT BY CARS. But did that dog get hit by a car? No. No just mine.

zomg it makes me so mad

[agilejack]

Why does it happen that way? There must be some kind of Murphy's type law covering this.

I live in mortal fear every day that Forrest will get out and get hit. I can't imagine letting him... or any of my dogs... have free range.

[penichops]

I know!

[moodypdx]

Scarecrow motion sprinkler for the win. Seriously, look it up. You should not have cats urinating on your porch.

And yes. .. big poo. I've seen them.

[agilejack]

It sounds brilliant, but I'm going to get all wet when I mow the lawn!!!

[nosemovie]

Ummm, they have an on/off switch.

Tammy is too nice, I say ELECTRIC FENCE!

[agilejack]

Someone recommended to me BACON GREASE. You pour a little bacon grease on the poop and the dog comes back and eats his own poop the next morning.

I haven't resorted to that, but I do think about it every now and again.

[sclmarm]

My neighbor lets their "shit"zu roam and he poops in my front yard, where my dogs are not allowed. I was taking my dogs out of the backyard for a walk and someone had picked him up and asked if he was mine. I said, no, I only have four dogs :) Having four dogs didn't sound weird until I said it out loud! :)

Not a fan of cats either. Hate working in my yard and finding their leavings :( Strangely enough, the only dog I have that's interested in cats is Beep. Noodle could careless.

[agilejack]

I had a friend in Salt Lake who had four cats who spent their nights out free in the neighborhood.

She was totally baffled when I told her how much I hated it when the cats pooped in my flowerbeds. It just didn't make any sense to her that cat poop in my flowerbeds should bother me.

[sclmarm]

Ew!!! So gross! My daughter Meagan's dog, Nessa, was great at finding cat poop to roll in. SO DISGUSTING!!!!

It's enough of a job to keep up cleaning up after my dogs let alone other careless owners!

[nosemovie]

THIS POST!

And thanks for the Jake pooping picture. It's amazing.

You should "friend" your neighbor on FACEBOOK and then post this picture on her wall every day. Wow.

[agilejack]

I've wanted to staple many copies of this photo to the power pole in front of her house!

He is well known in the neighborhood for his prodigious poops!

[talesofmyboys]

Our neighbor thought nothing about her dog pooping in our yard. Plus when it wasn't free roaming the neighborhood, they had it on a line out front of their house, where it would come under our fence and hide in the middle of our rhoddies, digging a nice hole to lay in and damaging our plants. We ended up putting gates on our front and side yards to keep it out when it was roaming. I was very happy when they moved. People like that are delusional.

[agilejack]

I really hate the idea of building a fortress to keep my neighbors dog out of my yard.

And it's not even a matter of keeping him out of my yard. I'm not angry because he poops in my yard. he's a dog. What makes me angry is that she KNOWS he poops in my yard and still chooses to not take responsibility for it.

Maybe I should walk my dogs onto her front lawn every morning to let them poop!

OMG.... THAT IS THE BEST IDEA!!!

[talesofmyboys]

Oh yes. This.