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Alright, Tweepright part 4
The very next morning, Bella the idiot woke up and saw the crystallized cum sculpture in the middle of her bedroom floor ( Read more... ) -
Procrastination Movie Review
I'm procrastinating, and I watched a great movie last night, SO this can only mean one thing ( Read more... ) -
Tweepright Fanfic part 3
“SHIT” he thought marblesquely while he gripped his onyx dick like the reigns of a Shetland pony. “SOOO HOT yet my skin is so cold.” Bella-della turned over and mumbled a bit- her lips parted ever so slightly. Edward’s demon eyes glowed reddish-orange and all crazy-like and wide. He nearly K.O-ed her mouth with his phallic rocket, but he resisted ( Read more... ) -
Tweepright Fanfic part 2
Edward sat at home scratching his immaculate balls thinking about the new brain-waveless piece of meat he encountered earlier in the day. He was sitting on his day bed because vampires don’t sleep. The foggy evening turned into foggy night ( Read more... ) -
Tweepright Fanfic part 1
He met a girl who smelled and reminded him of a happy meal. What was the prize? He didn’t know. He couldn’t tell. Her bag was shut. “I’m lovin’ her” he thought, hoping she wouldn’t intercept his brain waves ( Read more... ) -
Happy Valentine's Day!
I have Pink eye/conjungtivitis and some sort of virus! My love is highly contagious.
Ahhhh
Happy Valentine's day. -
Wow! Bread!
Warning: Silly rant about work-related issues ahead ( Read more... ) -
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HEY GUYZ I'm finally doing this meme ( Read more... ) -
AVATAR
I want to watch ALL of Avatar. :l
DONT JUDGE ME.
Someone dish out 200 bucks and buy me seasons 1 and 2.