All mothers of newborns should be sainted.

There is nothing more disgusting than the smell of formula unless it is the smell of recently consumed formula being yurked on your face.  And then having a final layer of film sneezed out on top of that.

Pee sprays REALLY well.

Even in February there are just some days with a baby where it makes ( Read more... )

A few people have asked me how I can split myself the way I have, half here living in Portland and taking care of a baby while on the other hand my husband sets up my new life in Hawaii. Do I mind living like that, do I like taking care of a baby, and can't I wait to get to Hawaii? Those are always the three questions asked ( Read more... )

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The last 24 hours broke me ( Read more... )

This is actually quite hilarious, as I was born at 3:15 p.m. Seriously.


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They Who Shall Not Be Named have inspired a number of interesting theories on why, exactly, they played so fucking piss-poorly--karmic retribution for cheating, knocking up Bridget Moynihan, injured ankle, Mercury in retrograde, shitty coaching, should have kicked the field goal, Gisele in the luxury box ("Nice box!") and so on.  This will be the ( Read more... )

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I'm sort of reminded of that movie Madagascar ( Read more... )

It is 4:32 a.m.  My nephew has finally passed out--spend from 1am-4:00am feeding off and on and is now asleep again.  Sadly, the boy is a cuddlebug; his darling little crib/bassinet has fallen to storage-space status in favor of a mobile sleep positioner (a wedge of memory foam and two velcro-attached sides to keep him from flipping) and a loop ( Read more... )

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