money doesn't grow on trees and it stresses me out.

also, i keep missing roger daltrey at the hotel. i wanna touch him... not in a gay way. 

work has been so slow lately. last night i made 30 dollars, but also two Italian ladies came up to me and gave me a Barack Obama knife. weird.

I just heard an ad on the radio for "The Transporter 3" in which the announcer states that "No one kicks ass six ways to Sunday like Jason Statham."

I beg to differ.

So yesterday at work I had to do a yearly survey called the EES, which stands for Employee Engagement Survey. I learned that the hotel spent over two million dollars this year on renovations and maintenance. There was a bunch of stupid questions like "Do you think the Fairmont standards help you do your job better?" and "Do you feel what you do is ( Read more... )

... I put up a new song on the standoffs page on myspace. It's called "Kill For Her" and I'd love to hear wat you think of it.

As some of you might know, daylight savings is the bane of my existence. Daylight savings fucks up my day twice a year ( Read more... )

New songs up on The Standoffs Myspace page. Click here to hear them. Not really since I don't know how to do that, but go to myspace.com/thestandoffs. I'd like to hear what you think.
Donkey Boner!

Lately work has been stressing me out and bringing me down. If you remember that comic book "Major Bummer," I feel like the cover of the first issue. I never read it though.

Also, I have to say, Sarah Palin seems like a shitty Mad TV character. Mostly due to her hilarious accent.

-Monday, Nov. 26th 
Went to an awesome Vietnamese place with Doorman Juan from the hotel. Apparently this place called Saigon Cafe, located at Larkin & Eddy in the city, has been there for a while and sells some ridiculous number of their sandwiches a day, and there's always a line around the block. No wonder. I tried one chicken and one pork and ( Read more... )

I hadn't seen my mom in a while so I told her I would treat her to lunch wherever she wanted. So, I met her in San Bruno at this amazing place that's a Brazilian-steakhouse-BBQ-Buffet. It's called Cleo's Brazilian Steakhouse and boy howdy, is it the bomb shit pussy. You get a plate and go to the buffet line like any other buffet, but while you eat ( Read more... )