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[albuspresley]

I have just arrived back at Hogwarts from a quick errand I had to take to the former Burrow, current Ghetto. There is a most impressive young dame there, with the most impressive Nancy. I fear I must take a bath now.

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[grrgoyle]

SHHEHEESS MY BEESSTT FRRIENNDD, YOOUU KNNOWW??? III HAVVEE NOTTT MEETT HERRR YEET, BBUTT I LOOVEE HERRR, ANDDD II WILL MARRY HEERR ANDD II WWILL BEAARR HEEERR BEEBBBIEESS!!!!!!

[veryverysmart]

no no

you are stupid

WOMEAN GIVEhave BABY, OK??? NOT MAN.

[grrgoyle]

YOUU AREE JUSST JEALLOUSS BECAUSEYOUU DOON'T HAAAAAVE BIIGG BEEBBEEI BEEARRING HIPPSS LIEK MINEE!!

TWIGG.

[paparazzi_colin]

you wish those baifbies are moine!!!
god i hate life

[potter_mouth]

PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU'D PUT OUT THE FIRE AT THE GHETTO, I TRIED TELLING MR. WEASLEY BUT HE TOLD ME TO POUR ALCOHOL ON IT AND THAT DIDN'T WORK, ONLY I DON'T WANT THE HOUSE TO BURN DOWN JUST BECAUSE THE GHOUL SAID IT WANTED TO SING THE HARMONY INSTEAD OF THE MELONY.

[albuspresley]

Certainly, Harry. Glad to oblige. You have had fun, tonight, I trust?

[potter_mouth]

NO! WAS I THE ONLY SANE PERSON AT THE PARTY? I MEAN THE WORST THING I DID WAS TRIED TO LIGHT THE GHOUL ON FIRE, BUT I HAD TO ASK HALF THE ADULTS IN EUROPE TO PUT OUT THE FIRE BEFORE ANYBODY ACTUALLY LISTENED AND THEN I HAD TO FIND MRS. WEASLEY AND DETAIN HER, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO RESPONSIBILITY AND CLASS?