Comments | alcawyn: Is this International Hit On Alcawyn Month or something?

alcawyn

Is this International Hit On Alcawyn Month or something?

Dec 01, 2002 19:52

Why is it that I seem to be some sort of freakin' psyco magnet? First him, then him, and now him. WHY OH WHY?!? MOMMY IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WI... Hey... You've got pretty eyes...

What was I saying? ... Oh yeah. *pulls out sword*

MAIM!!!!!!!!!!!

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timulty December 1 2002, 18:08:51 UTC

My brother is not a psycho. At least not that one. I'm the family psycho. :) Just thought I'd clear that up.

alcawyn December 1 2002, 18:16:06 UTC

Oh. Okay. :)

jadegemini December 1 2002, 20:40:21 UTC

If you need help, sweetie, don't hesitate to ask.

alcawyn December 2 2002, 09:48:12 UTC

Thanks Jade! I think I'm doing good for now, but if I need your help, I'll be sure to ask you! *hug*

jadegemini December 2 2002, 09:57:23 UTC

All right. Be careful, dear. :hugs back:

wulf_of_rohan December 2 2002, 00:31:09 UTC

Heeeey baby. If Aldburg wasn't snowed in like a mofo I'd be happy to drag you home by the hair like a proper horsefucker girl and you know it! *blows kisses, sends over gifts of daggers and lingerie*

Hate. You. >< alcawyn December 2 2002, 11:59:46 UTC

You have a deathwish, don't you?

Ooooo pretty eyes, she says. That's nice. I think I like you. orophinoflorien December 2 2002, 01:09:13 UTC

Oh goodie, so you like that Maim Kill Destroy thing as much as I do hmmm? All right young er...lady, grab a horse and some nice pointy weapons of destruction that aren't that silly 'clean and efficient' sort, and let's have us some -real- fun.

*muses, twiddling with the fletching of an arrow* Ever wondered how long it takes for a Wildman to die of bloodloss? It's quite long, you know. Maybe I can show you sometimes. *smiles*

alcawyn December 2 2002, 12:59:24 UTC

Yes, "maim" was actually my first word. I remember it like it was just weeks ago. Oh wait, it was... I have a sword and an arbalest, will those do? :)

orophinoflorien December 2 2002, 21:33:42 UTC

Ahah, an Arbalest? Good girl, you're parents obviously know what's worth buying a girl these days. Or for that matter, anyone. Does it have a winch, steel? What are the quarrels like? Sort of like...this? *makes a guesture of hooking like an accentuated arrow head with hook tips pointing towards where the fletching is* Those are the good ones, you know.

Oh yes, a sword and arbalest will do just fine. *smiles*

menelsul December 2 2002, 10:04:35 UTC

Need some help with that?

alcawyn December 2 2002, 12:52:10 UTC

Always! What fun is smushing things without you?